|Locations||Anywhere with milkshakes|
|Alternate forms of Growth||unknown|
They have black bodies, six noodley legs, and two gray wings that are the size of their torso. They also have a long nose that is the length of their body, two huge eyeballs, and a small mouth. They are tennis ball-sized.
Drinkusbusses cannot eat or drink anything other than milkshakes due to their unique biology that can only use proteins from milk and glucose from pure sugar. It is unknown how they survived before milkshakes were invented.
- They commonly try to eat the Compliens Branefriez and Shaekfriez, due to their appearance.
- They are colloquially known as "jerkflies" and "shakestealers".