Mashed Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Element None
Effects +50 health
Source Potatoes
Description A dish created from mashing up boiled potatoes.
Mashed Potatoes are crushed boiled potatoes. They are exactly what they sound like.


For unknown reasons, the human plant Solanum tuberosum becomes a potent healing item to all creatures in the universe when its tubers are removed, boiled in water, and crushed into a paste. It will instantly heal 50 health when ingested, despite there being no possible cause for it doing anything but filling up your stomach.

Perhaps we were not meant to understand this curious dish.


  • This was originally a rejected Complien.

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